telephone service

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Tuesday, 14-Jun-2005 16:20:27

A man staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual
services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.Back at the hotel he rings
the number.

A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of
assistance.The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary
work, a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a
pearl necklace. What do you think?

"The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like
to press 9 first to get an outside line."

Post 2 by iammewhoru (Veteran Zoner) on Tuesday, 14-Jun-2005 16:24:07

LOL!!! That was cute!

Post 3 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 14-Jun-2005 18:14:17

Hahahhaa I bet he was imbarist!

Post 4 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 14-Jun-2005 21:44:00

good one

Post 5 by Star (Honorary Bitch of the Zone) on Tuesday, 14-Jun-2005 22:01:40

Imbarist? Well I would be too if I spelled the word like you did! The word is embarassed: e m b a r a s s e d ... not i m b a r i s t. There are on line dictionaries if you can't afford to buy one. Star

Post 6 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 15-Jun-2005 3:51:58

*snort* Oh that's classic!

Post 7 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 15-Jun-2005 19:00:44

ahaha I agree star, too much phonetical spelling, ah well

Post 8 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Thursday, 16-Jun-2005 3:43:06

that made me smile!

Post 9 by The Lil Dark Piggy (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 24-Jun-2005 19:16:35

That was funny and awsome!

Post 10 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 05-Jul-2005 5:46:49

Um, am I too dumb to understand that joke?